Please accept my apology for my treatment of you in the past couple of days.
I promise that one day I will learn how to properly catch a football so as to not hurt you.
I also promise that in the future, I will always use a cutting board.
Tomorrow I will get a box of really cool band-aids to make it up to you.
Yours truly,
Britt Davis
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those are some pretty great band-aids. i think i would fogive you for wacking me with a football and gouging me with a knife if you gave me some of them. but i'm easily bribed.
all that attention is going to make your middle finger jealous
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